THANK YOU FOR REMINDING US TO YOUR HUSBAND MONEY INCORPORATED BY CHILDREN WITH CANCER, LARA TRUMP

We have a Winner Chicken Dinner winner for the dumbest reaction to New York Attorney General Tish James suing Trump family businesses into oblivion in his noble endeavor to fucking finish them. She comes from Lara Trump, Eric’s admitted wife, who will have to find a job as a Walmart assistant if the family is to return all the crime money. Do you know who is not qualified for that job? Laura Trump. (Why? Because first, they should have a “solar disposition.” Second, they should check customer receipts for discrepancies and cough cough WTF do you all think Tish James investigated here?)

LET’S END! New York AG Tish James Sues To End All Trump Business As A Joint Trump Charity

Yeah, so anyway, here’s the old Sunny Disposition in person, blather this is because Tish James investigated Eric Trump’s charity, which in part raised funds for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee, which treats children with cancer, then KIDS WITH CANCER DIED AT CAUSE OF TISH JAMES! How many children with cancer would not have died if Tish James hadn’t STOPPED ERIC TRUMP FROM SAVING CHILDREN WITH CANCER!


“This is a woman who – people may not know – my husband started a charity to raise money for the children of Saint Jude Children’s Hospital when he was 22.

“She raised $ 30 million for the children of Saint Jude, and Letitia James has such vitriol and hatred with the surname Trump that she decided to investigate my husband’s charity despite having one of the lowest spending ratios of any. private charity in America.

“And unfortunately, guess who was hurt by this? He wasn’t my husband. They are the boys of Saint Jude.

“Who knows how many children have died unnecessarily thanks to his investigation and only to vitriol and hatred for anyone with the surname Trump?”

Ahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you asshole.

Few things here:

1. The scam nature of Trump charities is well known, so much so that NY AG James has effectively closed the Trump Foundation black fund for crimes and other slushes as well. Then there was the Eric Trump Foundation, which seemed to be the only one actually doing it tried to do something good, but as time went on it also became evident that young Eric’s foundation was getting really good at funneling money into dad’s businesses. Lara Trump talks about how Eric’s charity had such a low spending ratio, but if you read the big 2017 Forbes exhibit, you’ll see how that low spending ratio was a bit false. Donors were told that their money would all go to children with cancer and that Dad Trump was donating his golf courses and other stuff for free. But it turned out that the Trump Organization was actually charging the Eric Trump Foundation a premium for its services. And why? Because Donald Trump lost his mind when he found out children with cancer could receive some of the money they felt entitled to.

Yay! Recycling charitable donations from family members is fun and easy! Anyway, Tish James didn’t even close Eric Trump’s foundation, he just started asking questions and he stopped everything. despite we think it should have.

2. St. Jude is great. This writer lives in Memphis, and it’s easy to forget what treasure we have here, simply because we’re used to being omnipresent in our lives. And we mean “omnipresent”. You see, St. Jude is not an underfunded nonprofit just trying to get away with it, worried about how it will make paychecks next month. St. Jude has fucking moneyand Eric Trump taking his toys and coming home just because investigators are snooping won’t do much for his profits.

As ProPublica explained last year – in kind of a hit piece that you don’t really need to read, to be honest, as it seems extremely confusing how even large nonprofits work – in 2020, St. Jude raised $ 2 billion. In 2019 it was $ 1.7 billion. At the time it was sitting on $ 5.2 billion of reserves. He doesn’t spend all his money every year. These are billions with a “b”. This is much, much bigger than Trump’s money, even the fake kind he claims he has that he doesn’t actually have.

So no, go fuck yourself, Lara Trump, the boys aren’t dead because Letitia James investigated Trump. And what a flaming piece of shit you are use children with cancer as a support for complaining and complaining that your worthless trash family may finally start getting punishment for everything they’ve inflicted on the world.

CHILD CANCER CHARITY CAKE! SHOCK! Donald Trump has stuck his stubby fingers into the children’s cancer charity cake

HOT TANK OF ACID! The Trump Foundation melted as if it had been immersed in a whirlpool of acid

Having said it!

The first place in the contest for the stupidest reaction to the fact that Tish James ruined the life of the entire Trump family is former Attorney General Bill Barr, which has just begun to gurgle on Fox News on THINK ABOUT CHILDREN! I BELIEVE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE! BEWARE OF THINGS YOU SAY, TISH JAMES, CHILDREN WILL LISTEN!

He was talking about the Trump children. She said that the children are not “expected in the real world due to their due diligence” and that you can say that this is a witch hunt because James is chasing poor children. Really.

From a certain point of view, while it has been said that when he was in college, Don Jr. was good at using the bathroom of males the size of a normal child, Trump children are 44, 40 and 38 years old.

They were executive vice presidents of his company (and not even the kind of job you would expect!), They were directors of his charity, one of them was a senior adviser to the president of the United States (UGH). They know what they have done.

Someone please stop the madwoman if she tries to take Barron’s allowance, though, that would just be rude.

[transcript via JoeMyGod]

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