Alex Jones thinks he will beat the legal system. Hey he is wrong.

I hate Alex Jones. You hate Alex Jones. We all hate Alex Jones and agree that he is a cancer to our collective consciousness. Yet we’re forced to write this lengthy post about that walking plague because his various legal entanglements will likely be a model for dealing with his thousand shitlord progeny as they inject their bile into our digital nervous system. everyone will have to learn to live in this world where lies can reach millions of people in a second.

So, let’s talk about this sick dick and his legal problems, shall we?

Sandy Hook’s lawsuits

In 2012, a young man with mental health problems and quick access to firearms killed 20 children and six adults at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut. Almost immediately, Jones and his staff at Infowars began speculating that this was a “false flag” or “synthetic” event organized by the government to increase support for gun control. At various times, Infowars employees called the families “crisis actors” and speculated that the children killed there never existed. Most strikingly, in 2017, host Owen Shroyer played a short clip of the coroner saying he had allowed parents to identify their children via photos to avoid trauma and imply that the bodies were never returned, and therefore. Neil Heslin, the father of murdered Jesse Lewis, 6, lied when he said he kept the body of his dead son.


Along the way, Jones handed his megaphone to various deranged people who would have escaped into the ether in the dark without his platform, but whom he treated as legitimate seekers for his millions of viewers. The inevitable result was that around 24 percent of Americans came to doubt that the Sandy Hook massacre happened as the victims claimed it did and the victims faced years of harassment and death threats from followers. deranged of Jones.

In 2018, surviving family members filed multiple lawsuits against Jones in Texas and Connecticut state courts. The first of these trials is underground in an Austin courtroom, where Jesse’s parents Neil Heslin and Scarlett Lewis are demanding $ 150 million for the damage Jones caused and the lies he spit on Infowars.

Sanctions of the death penalty

You will be amazed to know that Jones and his lawyers did not want to cooperate with the discovery of his finances and his actual knowledge that his alleged sources were outlandish. More recently, he claimed he was too ill to be deposed – just as he was in the studio broadcasting his show of him. Due to Jones’s refusal for years to obey discovery orders, including the lie that he kept an email account, judges in both Texas and Connecticut have declared non-compliant sentences against him, namely “punishment penalties. death”. The question of whether Jones vilified plaintiffs and intentionally inflicted emotional distress is no longer on the table: all about the trials now is how big a check he has to cut.

The first failure

When the defendant in a civil case declares bankruptcy, he automatically remains in the civil case and transfers it to the federal bankruptcy court. So in April, just hours before the first Sandy Hook trial began, Jones filed three worthless shell companies for bankruptcy, holding civil suits because the companies had been named defendants.

Jones made no secret of the fact that it was a ploy to stop the trials, proposing to scam all plaintiffs with $ 10 million, an amount that wouldn’t even cover their accrued legal fees.

“We are going to bankruptcy courts to force plaintiffs to estimate the value of their claims in public hearing based on discernible probative standards,” his attorney Norm Pattis boasted to the Wall Street Journal, adding, “Plaintiffs have turned this litigation in a macabre game of morality and have refused to negotiate in good faith. We hope they will show respect for the federal courts. “

The plan failed after plaintiffs abandoned shell companies as defendants, but not before the US bankruptcy trustee referred to the move as an abuse of “classic bad faith” of the bankruptcy system.

The process

The first trial in Austin began last week. The testimony was heartbreaking, with Heslin crying on the stand that the lies took her son away a second time and tested that her home was hit by people yelling at Infowars and Alex Jones.

“Jesse was real. I am real. I know you know, “Jesse’s mother Scarlett Lewis said, addressing Jones directly and describing the Choose Love organization she founded in her son’s memory to teach socio-emotional learning.

All the while, Jones defied the court order not to talk about the trial on his show, as he did on Monday when he called Heslin “slow” and “on the spectrum” and claimed to be “manipulated by very bad people”.

The plaintiffs’ attorneys, led by attorney Mark Bankston, made sure to play these videos for the jury. And defense attorney Andino Reynal constantly stepped on his own cock, like the time he pulled up a summary of the DSM-5 definition of PTSD on his he phone and tried to get him to admit it as evidence. He also earned the penalties, but we’ll talk about that in a moment!

The second failure

On Friday at 5pm, Reynal announced that Free Speech Systems, the company that owns Infowars, had filed for bankruptcy. This had the effect of stopping all pending trials, although US bankruptcy judge Christopher Lopez lifted the suspension on Monday morning to allow the trial to continue.

FSS claims it is bankrupt because it owes over $ 60 million to its vitamin supplier, a Nevada company called PQPR Holdings Limited LLC. In filing for bankruptcy, FSS states that PQPR has never charged it with inventory worth tens of millions of dollars. So in 2020 and 2021, right around the time Alex Jones got those default judgments against him! – FSS issued bills with a promise to reimburse PQPR for all the pills. And with this strange trick, FSS was magically insolvent. He also had the effect of securitizing the debt, making PQPR the first in the line of creditors to get paid.

Now, don’t pass out guys but ….

Turns out Alex Jones and his parents own PQPR, so they’ve effectively secured a debt to themselves.

Of course, the plaintiffs are screaming bloody murder about it.

Alex Jones takes the stand

Meanwhile, back in court, Alex Jones took the stand for direct examination by his attorney Reynal. Almost immediately, he ran into trouble when his attorney asked him how many emails Infowars receives.

“I know that [when] we tried to respect the discovery, which we respected, there were over 10 million in the inbox that we had that wasn’t open, “Jones replied.

Remember that Jones did NOT honor the discovery, which is why he got the default rating.

Jones went on to say he doesn’t have an email, but if he did, he would receive 20,000 emails a day and would have to hire 15 additional employees to read them.

“It would take 10, 15, 20 people. We would go bankrupt. Which we are now, “Jones said.

At that point all hell broke loose, because it was about five lies in 30 seconds, all of which seemed to be solicited by Jones’s lawyer.

Indeed, Jones done have an email. And he himself is not bankrupt, nor is his company – even if it were a legitimate bankruptcy, simply filing a Chapter 11 petition does not “make” bankruptcy.

Judge Gamble is pissed off

After asking the judge to dismiss the jury, Bankston has called for sanctions v. Jones for giving false testimony and violating the court order not to talk about his ability to pay damages, and v. Reynal for deliberately soliciting him.

“Mr. Jones, you may not tell this jury that you have complied with the discovery. It is not true, you may not repeat it. You cannot tell this jury that you are bankrupt. This is also not true,” reprimanded Judge Maya Guerra Gamble. to Jones.

“I think what I said was true,” complained Jones.

“Believe everything you say is true. But it isn’t. Your beliefs don’t make something true, “she replied furiously.

The day ended with the court’s promise to consider any penalty motion once the case went to the jury, and warning Jones not to further “abuse” his tolerance when he returned to complete his testimony this morning. .

Did he obey his order?

HAHAHAHA, NO.

Talk to you soon!

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